December 2009
24 posts
IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT WORK, NO ONE CAN!
Once again we find ourselves absorbed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at Bondi Junction. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from inside, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise...
“Teaism is a cult founded on the adoration of the beautiful among the sordid...”
– Okakura Kakuzo, 1906
Dear Russell,
After repeated attempts to contact you and numerous marriage proposals that have gone unnoticed I am begining to feel somewhat rejected. This is not nice. I sincerely wish that you would stop frolicking about with that gastly Katy Perry and open your eyes to the wonderful world of Emma Welling. It is plain to see that you would be far better off with someone like me...
the following is "the shit":
1. Sleeping in your own bed once you’ve been away
2. Being sent mail. (by post not computer)
3. Listening to your favourite song on repeat.
4. When you arrive just as the train is pulling up.
5. Finding something you thought you had lost.
6. Checking the time and it’s exactly 11:11.
7. waking up to text messeges.
8. Making it home just before it rains.
9. Gen.
“I’m so indie that I saw a band by myself in an underground room and afterwards I...”
– (via spermdump)
I HAVE A SERIOUS GIRL CRUSH ON RAQUEL ZIMMERMAN
