January 2010
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Maxi dress etiquette
arrogantfrog: I have recently become appalled at the blatant use of the maxi. I see all number of people wearing them, the elderly, the youthful, the intermediate. And, quite frankly, it has to stop. Since the first maxi came on the scene, I personally blame Jennifer Hawkins for wearing one to the races, it has been used and abused to within an inch of it’s life. I have a few suggestions to...
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            Having recently read The Lovely Bones, I am intrigued by the theory that for each and every person heaven is an entirely different place. I think the same can also be said for hell. The majority of the youth culture find things such as white, imitation ray bans, hot dance pits and “doof-doof” music thoroughly enjoyable however, for Andrew Court, this is hell on earth. ...
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MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS: CIGARETTES AND TEA
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Jan 15th
Yet another facebook fad has succeeded in pissing me off. But, this time, I dont even find this particular display of mental deficiency amusing. Writing sentences in which every word begins with a capital letter is both redundant and tedious. For those of you who are having trouble knowing when the use of a capital letter is appropriate, please refer to this basic summary; Please only use capital...
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genevievealice: andrewcourt: Taylor Swift is the quite possibly the closest thing we have to human perfection. She’s physically flawless, comically gifted (check YouTube for her SNL skits if you don’t believe me) and blessed with an incredibly rare mixture of precociousness and humility. Her songs are all hits, and they’re undoubtably catchy (yes, I’m a fan, and no, I’m not embarrassed), but...
Jan 14th
“Artists aren’t really people. And I’m actually 40 per cent papier...”
– Steven Morrissey, The Smiths
Jan 8th
Five Things That Make You Look Lame on Facebook
andrewcourt: 1: ‘Becoming a fan’ of things like “It takes me more than 1 Minute to open a Chupa Chup Wrapper” or “Eating grapes when you walk into Woolworths”.  Bonus points if you join one of the multitudes with incorrect spelling (eg: “I like it when people flash there lights to warn you theres a speed car” or “Christmas isn’t the same when your not little), because now you not only look like...
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