Even though I’m not entirely sure who actually reads this (it doesn’t even make my mother proud) I’d like to apologise for the lack of attention I have shown to this blog over the past few months. I hope the following will explain (but not excuse) this change in priorities:
THINGS I USED TO DO: Watch porn
THINGS I DO NOW: Read Jane Austin
THINGS I USED TO DO: Drink cheap tequila and smoke weed until I could forget about my few responsibilities.
THINGS I DO NOW: Indulge in a bottle of $40 Sav. Blanc and attempt to discuss the complexities of its flavour with anyone who will listen.
THINGS I USED TO DO: Find mould amongst piles of clothes on the bedroom floor.
THINGS I DO NOW: make my bed.
THINGS I USED TO DO: Consider myself lucky when my eye make up was still intact from the night before as I was essentially being incredibly resourceful.
THINGS I DO NOW: Wash.
BLOGS I USED TO READ: Can’t remember, I was too stoned.
BLOGS I READ NOW: abeautifulmess.typepad.com/my_weblog/
I’m as disgusted in myself as you are.
