THINGS THAT AREN’T FUNNY:
Hacking peoples facebook accounts. We all know that the git that left his/her facebook logged in doesn’t actually like “massive black cock in and around their mouth”. It is painfully clear that no one in their right mind would admit to such a lame fantasy and as the entire pinnacle of your joke, Hacker, is based purely on trickery and deceit you fail. *note: when people leave their facebook accounts logged in it is far more productive and satisfying to wade through their private messages to boyfriends/lovers/best friends etc.
